Last night I went to a ballet at BYU, Swan Lake to exact.I felt very cultured, important, and ritzy.
Until I actually started to watch the Ballet and then I realized all the reasons I didn't fit in there.
1. I like to put my feet on the seat in front of me.
2. I make more sound breathing than the ballerinas do leaping across the stage.
3. Everyone claps so politely. We're talkin pat-your-palm-with-only-your-fingers-polite.
4. I am the least graceful person ever.
5. I'm a sloucher.
6. I like to take my shoes off when I get places.
7. What's a whisper?
Nevertheless, I stepped on some toes, slouched, clapped loudly, and took my shoes off.
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